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What do you think?

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First impressions?

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Workmates. All friends of friends.

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They're standing very close.

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It's a crowded bus.

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He's smiling.

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Too enthusiastic. He's being polite and
he keeps looking around.

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Maybe he's looking to see.

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Maybe.

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Wait, so if I'm talking to a guy and
he's smiling, it's just out of

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Yeah.

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Or he likes you.

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It's a pretty wide gulf.

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There you go.

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That's way too handsy for work,
colleague.

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God, they're really going for it with
them off now.

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Yeah, it's a little eerie.

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Like the start of a zombie movie.

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You know I got yelled at for standing
too close to somebody at the checkout

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line? People are losing their fucking
mind.

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And Gaia works, so they're going to
announce a lockdown soon.

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A lockdown?

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Lockdown of what?

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Of us.

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Everyone, we'll have to stay at home for
like two weeks to stop the spread.

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We won't be able to leave except for
food and emergencies.

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Oh, God, it is like a zombie movie.

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Next thing you know, the title card,
like, 10 years later, we've all got

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and shaved heads and we're fighting over
canned meat.

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I'm not fighting you for canned meat,
that's all yours.

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And how do you reckon you'd go with a
shaved head?

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Knowing my luck, I'll end up with a
beard and beard.

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See? Friend's a friend.

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Aww.

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Oh.

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What the fuck?

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Yeah. There was no need for that.

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That's what you do when we go our
separate ways, isn't it?

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See you tomorrow.

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Unless I lock it down.

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Oh, well, if they do, I'll just see you
out in the wastelands then. I'll be the

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one with the fucking weird machete hand
or the beard.

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Goodbye!

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Workers are back in the office for the
first time in two years after COVID

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restrictions have been drawn back. A lot
of the things we haven't been able to

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do, we are now able to. Australians are
getting back to work. Lockdown is over,

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but it has come at a huge cost.

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Hello stranger.

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Well, well, well.

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So you returned.

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Been a while.

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Been a long while.

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Did you get called back into the office?

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Yep. New management demands it.

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You? Yep.

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Been back for a couple of months now.

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You're a fucking friend with Riot.

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Who?

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Oh, right.

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Yeah, he moved to the mountains right at
the start, traded the shirt and tie for

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a flannel, lived off the land now.

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Pushed all in on apocalypse, huh?

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You've got to respect that.

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So what have you been up to for, what,
two years?

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You know, baking, gardening,

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you know, Zoom meetings and existential
crisis.

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At least you've got both your hands
still and pull out her hair.

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No beer, sadly.

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Stephen King or Danielle Steele?

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Close.

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Oh, of course.

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This is what you've turned to in my
absence.

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Russian philosophy. What have they done
to us?

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Well, what kind of ambitious literature
were you reading during lockdown?

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Reading? I just binged Tiger King and
Squid Games like every other basic

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arsehole.

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Very many empty fakes.

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Yeah, you said, yeah.

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Well, I'll see you tomorrow, I guess.

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Yes.

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Hey.

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Excuse me?

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I promised myself if I ever saw you
again, I'd ask you to marry me.

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As much as I really don't want to go to
work today, I don't think that I can

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pull the I am late because I'm getting
married card until at least a couple of

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weeks in.

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Yes, that's smart.

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At least until a few weeks in.

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Look, I've had a long time to think
about this.

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Maybe too much time.

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Maybe too much time.

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I think Dostoyevsky's had a little too
much influence on you. Was he running

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around Russia proposing to women?

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Ospensky, actually.

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Ospensky. No, okay, so my grandparents,
back in the day, they went on eight

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dates and they got married, and they've
been married for 50 years.

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So not any Russian philosophers your
grandparents are to blame.

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They are.

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So what, go on eight dates with you and
then... Well, we don't have to get

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married if you don't want, obviously.

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Look, I just always like seeing you on
the bus.

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It's easily the highlight of my day.

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I didn't think I was going to see you
again.

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Me neither.

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Who even dates anymore?

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I don't know.

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It's very old school.

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Feels like we've been doing it wrong
lately.

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There is a distinct lack of wooing.

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We could start small.

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Go for coffee.

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You're not a fucking weirdo, are you?

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Um, I don't think I am.

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I mean, I'm not just randomly asking
women to marry me. Just me?

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Yeah, just you.

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I don't know, man. This might fuck up
the bus thing we've got going on. Yeah,

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but I think I just did that already.

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Hold it.

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It's you?

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That's me.

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You are a brave one, leaving your
airdrop wide open. How are you not

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dick pic?

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I don't think I'm the key demographic.

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Are you being serious? Your last name is
Wright?

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I mean, I have no reason to lie. Why?

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That's my last name.

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Fuck off. I'm serious.

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Ryan Wright. Oh, God.

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We're not related, are we?

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Okay, I'm descended from the English
Wrights. What about you?

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Scottish.

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My pop did the ancestry genealogy thing
during COVID.

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Yeah, same.

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I could have made for a very awkward
coffee.

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Very.

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Well, hey, at least if we do get
married, I won't have to take your last

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because I already have it.

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See, you don't even really need me.

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You literally have nothing at all to
lose now.

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Well, I'll text you.

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Good morning, mate.

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Oh, yeah?

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Morning.

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Guess who came second in the over -50s
watercolour category at the Archive on

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the weekend?

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Whoever the poor guy was behind you, I'm
betting.

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No, it was me.

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I was so close.

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Oh, my God, that's amazing.

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How did that get second prize?

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I'd love to see who won first. Oh, OK.

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What?

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That's a bit of shit, if you ask me. You
got robbed, Helen. It's nice to get a

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little ribbon, though, I'm not going to
lie.

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Well, don't forget about the rest of us
back here when you're a famous artiste.

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Fat chance.

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Looking at porn again?

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So what if I was?

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Mike, there's shit all else to do here.
You know, I could be at home fucking

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around and doing nothing.

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Lucky you, they want to do an editorial
meeting in five.

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Can I just zoom in from my desk instead?

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Nope. The new overlords require meat
presents.

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They're psychopaths. Mike, nobody wants
this. It's better when everyone's just

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in their little box on the screen.

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Admit it, Em.

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You missed everyone here, didn't you?

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Smells like beard oil in here.

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I hope Gary's retirement is awful.

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What a selfish, greedy sellout. Yeah, I
heard he started a charity. Of course he

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did. What a dick.

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Meeting time.

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Here we go.

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You look so good in person.

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What do I look like on screen?

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We can hug again.

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Oh, did we ever before?

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No, but we should have.

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Don't inhale, Nat. Makes it even
weirder.

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Okay, okay.

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I just really missed you.

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Both of you. Oh, Mike too? That kind of
cheapens the sentiment.

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Did you both see my email?

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You send quite a few emails, Nat. You
want to be more specific?

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The one about the welcome party for the
new corporate stakeholders.

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It's a nice way of putting it. What
about this party?

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Oh, it's compulsory.

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Sorry.

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Welcome, everybody.

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Well, this is nice, isn't it?

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Are we all well?

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What time do you finish up?

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Okay, where should we begin?

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Mike? Yeah, um, so did anybody watch
Squid Game?

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Like, that was amazing. You know, like
the last three episodes?

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But they were playing that Marvel game.
You know that? Remember that?

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Who's there?

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Kidding. About 4 .30.

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Yeah?

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I can leave whenever I want.

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4 .30 then?

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Sure.

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I'll get this over with.

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Excuse me, do you have any sugar?

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Yeah, just in the pot.

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Oh.

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I got you something for our first date.

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Corsage, I hope.

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Jesus.

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Whose dick is that? I don't know.

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I just scoured the internet until I
found the best one.

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Is this your dream dick?

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No.

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It's the best one for you. I was being
thoughtful.

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So you spent your first day back at work
scrolling through dicks to find the one

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that said the most about me?

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That's pretty thoughtful.

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Do you feel violated?

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A little bit, yeah.

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It's kind of like a slap in the face,
isn't it? Every time.

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Every time?

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Mm. How many times is this happening to
you? I have something of an online

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following, so every now and then I'll
just open my DMs and it's like, bang,

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dicks everywhere.

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Wow. Cool.

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You've never set one?

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No.

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Absolutely not. I mean, I barely look at
my own dick. Why would I want to

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subject someone else to it?

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Now you're just talking common sense.

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Oh, wow. You really do have a following
going on. You've got the blue tick and

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everything.

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Wait, you're telling me you didn't
already cyberstalk me today?

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Honestly, no.

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It never really occurred to me. Why, did
you?

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Yes.

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I didn't even have to put my detective
hat on. Your socials are wide open.

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You really walk between the raindrops,
don't you?

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I never really had anything to hide.

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Didn't know I was going to get cyber
-talked. Not even by the girl you want

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marry from the buff?

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Yep.

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Can I follow you?

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Do you think we're ready for that?

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It's a day for living on the edge, I
guess.

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Tech writer and reviewer?

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I thought you said you were a
journalist.

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Ouch. No, I didn't mean it. I'm kidding,
I'm kidding, I did.

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Yes, I was just sexing it up.

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Ah, okay.

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So you get to play with the new iPhones
before they come out? No, if you put the

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word smart in front of anything dumb,
like a smart umbrella.

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Or an egg tray. Then I'm spending a few
days with it until I find 500 words.

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What does a smart umbrella do?

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It tells you when it's about to rain.

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And where it is if you lose it.

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So you write smart reviews about dumb
smart dumb products.

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I never said they were smart reviews.

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Hey, do you want to get the table over
there?

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Yep, let's go.

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You said you were an accountant.

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Can't really sex that up, can I? That's
true.

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Do you like it?

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I don't love it, if I'm honest. But I
don't hate it.

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And that used to be enough, maybe.

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But not now?

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I mean, is anything enough after the
last few years?

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What would you rather be doing?

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I don't know.

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Writing. Something, probably.

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Something important. Something not.

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and hopefully not utter shit.

273
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Well, I look forward to reading that.

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I'm sure it's amazing.

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What would you rather be doing?

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I kind of always wanted to run a coffee
shop like this.

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Your dream job is to be a barista?

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Yes and no, kind of.

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I just...

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Wanted to own it and run it and, you
know, select the beans and make the menu

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choices and all that cool stuff.

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Then franchise it and retire to the
yacht.

283
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:27,860
No, just one place where people can hang
out. That'll be enough for me.

284
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,040
This is actually pretty sweet.

285
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:37,860
Thank you. Oh, you ordered for us. This
is like an old school date.

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00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,730
Oh, wait, you're not vegan or gluten
-free or anything?

287
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:45,490
Maybe I should have stopped you. This is
perfect. This is exactly what I would

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have ordered.

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And you ordered it without pineapple.

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Pineapple can be a deal -breaker, in my
opinion. It's dicey.

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I see what you did there.

292
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It's bad.

293
00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:01,510
You don't like pineapple?

294
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:05,890
I love pineapple, but I would never put
it on the pizza that I was sharing.

295
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It's too divisive.

296
00:19:09,639 --> 00:19:11,600
It's delicious. Thank you. Good.

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00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:20,420
So, circling back, are you meant to
carry this smart umbrella around with

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all times, just in case?

299
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,580
You don't carry an umbrella?

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Of course not. Do you?

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Yes.

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00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:31,680
Now, this isn't the dumb smart one. This
is just a smart...

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Normal ones. But it has not failed me
yet.

304
00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:39,010
So the huge bag thing isn't just the
fashion trend. You actually carry useful

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00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:42,590
things inside them. Repair for
everything and never need any of it.

306
00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:51,490
What do you do if it rains?

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00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:53,490
I think I forget when.

308
00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:57,410
So you don't walk through the raindrops
after all.

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00:19:58,770 --> 00:19:59,770
No.

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Where do you want to go next time?

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00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,520
Should we play it by ear?

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00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,140
Yeah. Of course.

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Good.

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Good.

315
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Hey!

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00:21:12,220 --> 00:21:13,220
Hi!

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00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:16,780
What are you two up to?

318
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,200
I'm just waiting for him to decide what
to watch.

319
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,540
I don't care what we watch, it's up to
you.

320
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:22,860
Busy meds, Pop.

321
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,880
Hey, you're home late. How was your day?

322
00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:32,540
Yeah, it was okay, it was.

323
00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,600
Yeah, yeah, it was good, it was good.

324
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,660
You've been calling me. Oh, I'm
definitely afraid.

325
00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:40,320
It's on Ian's Facebook.

326
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,460
We should send it next door.

327
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:47,180
Oh, my God.

328
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,580
Don't start another neighbourhood war,
Pop.

329
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,240
I didn't start anything.

330
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,380
Hey, you choose what we watch.

331
00:21:54,820 --> 00:21:56,080
I'm actually going to call it a night.

332
00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,500
Are you OK?

333
00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:59,080
Yeah, I just had a big day.

334
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,280
You guys enjoy.

335
00:22:50,590 --> 00:22:51,590
Hope you got a hun face.

336
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,120
How was your first day back?

337
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,700
Everybody pumped me back in the office?

338
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,740
Everybody except me loved it.

339
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:27,900
How was your shift?

340
00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,140
Oh, it was fair, Mum.

341
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,820
I did have one guy who came in who got
his hand caught in a metal press.

342
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:38,060
You've seen, it was like a purple glove
full of water just hanging off his

343
00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:39,060
wrist. It was fucking gross.

344
00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:40,260
I don't want to hear this.

345
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,120
You asked.

346
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,560
I was being polite.

347
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,360
Not a lot of feel -good stories coming
out of an ER, Emily.

348
00:23:51,470 --> 00:23:55,190
Oh, hey, I have this really annoying
work party next Saturday.

349
00:23:58,230 --> 00:23:59,230
I can't go.

350
00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:01,670
Well, it's compulsory.

351
00:24:02,570 --> 00:24:03,570
For you, maybe.

352
00:24:04,690 --> 00:24:05,690
No, I'm working a double.

353
00:24:07,550 --> 00:24:08,550
Since when?

354
00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:12,670
Fuck. Um, since I agreed to work a
double.

355
00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:16,070
Hey, I was going to cook.

356
00:24:16,530 --> 00:24:20,330
I actually was, but I just, um... Well,
I couldn't be fucked.

357
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:22,920
So, you want to just order some pizzas?

358
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:29,020
You know what, I actually got something
on the way home, so I'm not really

359
00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:31,080
hungry. Yeah, I've heard that bullshit
before.

360
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,420
No, I'll get an extra large, but when I
get pulling up, you can just pick it off

361
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:36,420
if you want some, all right?

362
00:25:21,810 --> 00:25:23,470
You want to come to a party next
Saturday?

363
00:25:28,870 --> 00:25:29,870
Sure.